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Turn her into a gay man. Alternately, dump her, pay a prostitute to respond to the title "girlfriend," then pay same prostitute-turned-girlfriend more money for the actual sex.
Or just lose the desire to put your penis into places where farts, diarrhea, and colon cancer waste come out of.