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Lochie McWankie is the inventor of dynamite. One day he got so wanktastic he squirted white sauce 1001km into the atmosphere. It combined with some polonium, radon,joshesbranium, and uranium whilst up there, and dynamite fell back to Earth to Lochies surprise. Lochie then gave it to his friend Brian and then whilst Brian was out with it at a NZACP meeting they all blew up.